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Mon, 20 May 2013 15:39:46 -0700

serration: omfg

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:39:09 -0700

serration:

omfg

c1tylight5: Islands in the Stream | Michael...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:07:34 -0700

c1tylight5:

Islands in the Stream | Michael Anderson

HERE IS TODAY

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:04:41 -0700

HERE IS TODAY:

An interactive look at time…

whimmy-bam: reichenballs: mrjackles: the-bookmobile: Grego...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:50:53 -0700

whimmy-bam:

reichenballs:

mrjackles:

the-bookmobile:

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Why is this a thing that exists?

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

staceythinx: Turn your bath into an underwater adventure with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:24:28 -0700

staceythinx:

Turn your bath into an underwater adventure with these wall decals and shower curtains from my Thinx Gifts Amazon store.

brutalgeneration: new artwork :D this is really cool.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:22:29 -0700

brutalgeneration:

new artwork :D

this is really cool.

nyehridan-artpora: lalulutres: worried that squirrels were...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:15:29 -0700

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

tavidan: hurpthederp: kitcatsmeow: Ed, Edd and Eddy are...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:06:31 -0700

tavidan:

hurpthederp:

kitcatsmeow:

Ed, Edd and Eddy are dead

“Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy was one of Cartoon Network’s original programs created back in the late ’90s. It’s a pretty simple, wholesome show about three kids (all named some variation of Edward) who … really, they just spend a lot of time trying to scam the other kids on their block. They’re kind of assholes. OK, so maybe it’s not so wholesome.

The Theory:

You know what else isn’t wholesome? Dead kids. This theory proposes that all the children on the show are actually dead, and the neighborhood they live in is purgatory. But then again, they said the same thing about Lost and it turned out to be bullshit (mostly).

Why It’s Not That Crazy:

For one thing, some of these kids already look like they’re dead: Pretty much everyone in this neighborhood has weird skin tones or odd-colored tongues, like corpses might have.

But then there’s the fact that there are no adults in the show: They’re mentioned, but never seen. You do see vague silhouettes of adults on a few occasions, but they never move (yeah, that’s not creepy or anything). The closest thing to an adult we ever see is Eddy’s older brother, whom they meet the only time in the entire show’s history when they leave their neighborhood/purgatory. However, the guy turns out to be a complete piece of shit, meaning that it’s totally feasible that they were simply visiting him in hell.

This would also explain why the setting of the show is so hard to pinpoint: In one episode, the kids are seen using a typewriter, despite having been shown using a computer in another, and they seem to know what a cassette tape is, unlike most teens of the 2000s. The theory holds that this is because each one came from a different period in American history:

Rolf, the weird kid with the inexplicable Eastern European accent, died in the early 1900s in a farming accident. Johnny, the one whose best friend is a plank, comes from the 1920s, when owning a piece of wood with a face painted on it made you the most popular kid on the block. Jimmy, the sickly kid with yellowish skin, died of leukemia in the 2000s, and so on.

The theory also alleges that there’s one set of characters who aren’t dead, but not alive either. The antagonistic Kanker sisters, who frequently abuse and berate all the other kids on the show, are actually demons placed in purgatory to torture them. Coincidentally, they are the only regular characters who have pink tongues … just like non-dead people do.”

http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons_p2.html#ixzz2CBLBWLUp

MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN!!!

oh wow this is fucking COOL!

heard this before but it’s still gr8

reblogging for Ash because we were talking about these things.

porkrub: It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:57:13 -0700

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:53:07 -0700

@heyaamy

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:21:08 -0700

by Mrs. T, I can only assume you’re talking about this:

@heyaamy

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:09:56 -0700

I have no idea!

48&49!

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:06:51 -0700

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Unfortunately, yes, I do. I feel bad for anyone who has heard it.

49. Do you dance in the car?

Once again, I do. Not proud of this one either.

39 and 54.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:05:38 -0700

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Ashlynn if you could call it dancing, haha.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

I don’t even know what that is! I assume it’s delicious though.

yes please

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:10:02 -0700

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

fruk-more-like-frick-already: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:01:12 -0700

fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr: thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

thefrogman: I know it’s hard to get tumblr folks to watch...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:26:32 -0700

thefrogman:

I know it’s hard to get tumblr folks to watch videos, but I think you’ll enjoy this.

Dog Wants a Kitty by Pets Add Life

[h/t: aowliver]

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:29:13 -0700

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

well, that freaked me out.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:00:17 -0700

well, that freaked me out.